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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Mrs. Beckham aka Stylie Spice, Lady Gaga aka Sir Gaga...Eat It!

Guess what? I got another award!  I know they're kind of like chain mails, what with all the forwarding going on but that is not the spirit in which they are given.  At least, it's not the spirit in which I give them and I happen to respect and value this particular blogger a great deal.  You probably already know her but if not, well, then you're probably new so...hurry up and go check her out right here -> Caterpillar!!  (oh and by the way, for all of you Doubting Thomas' out there...if you read my previous blog: I plan to follow Charlie, then you would realize why I received this award because...uh, winner!)


http://musingsnconfessions.blogspot.com/

As with all good things, this award comes with strings although they are very stylish ones...I must write seven random things about myself and then forward this to fifteen other bloggers, that's right...15!

Here are the seven random things about me:

1)  I can hula dance.  (not the really fast Tahitian stuff but the slow, hip tilting, hand flowing Hawaiian way)  I grew up in Hawaii and you just pick that kind of thing up or else how would you participate in May Day at school?  I miss it there.  What other place is there where muumuus and flip flops are formal wear...oh-oh, am I going to lose my "stylish" award now?

2)  I'm double jointed.  I am not, however, double jointed anywhere that would allow me to become one of Mr. Sheen's "goddesses" though.  (You can relax Hubby.  I'm not going anywhere.)  I am only double jointed in my fingers and elbows which is not very useful at all, except to gross out the overly squeamish.  I mean, try pressing a sticky button, when you're finger is about as strong as a wet noodle.

3)  I sell insurance...zzzzzzz.

4)  I used to have the best 80's hair ever!  I mean it.  I will post the picture someday so you can all bow down to the Heavy Metal Video Vixen Awesomeness that was my hair.

5)  Great "man hands" turn me on.  That was the first thing I noticed about my Hubby.  (I am talking about hands belonging to men-I do not enjoy large masculine hands on women.  In fact, that really freaks me out.)  I can't explain to you what I mean but I'm hoping you'll just know.

6)  I am incredibly lazy.  It's actually pretty bizarre and when I was a teenager, I was convinced I had some sort of Laziness Disease.  (I capitalize the term because I'm believe one day I will be diagnosed with this particular ailment...maybe they will name it after me!  Hmmm, hopefully that won't require any effort on my part.)  I am so lazy that I dream of how nice it would be to live in a nursing home.  Seriously.  I dream about it.  *sigh*  If only.

7)  I'm lactose intolerant but I'm in the denial stage and spend a lot of time eating and drinking dairy products.  I spend the rest of the time complaining about gas pains and upset stomachs.  (This is how I know my Hubby loves me.  Although he's the one who ends up taking care of me, he never stops me.  He just deals with it...maybe he's just scared of me.)  Either way, Yay Me!!

Okay, I'm done...oh wait, fifteen bloggers?  I can't do it.  You understand, don't you?  I just told you how lazy I am.  I will forward this to Bella because it's a stylish blogger award and I love the profile picture she uses and if you want to see it, go over there.  I also thought it was really great when she posted messages from a friend of hers living in Egypt at the beginning of all that turmoil.  This is the first one in the series Musing is being taken over.

That's it.  One forward...Ha!  I'm tired already...zzzzzzzz.

12 comments:

  1. Congrats! I picked up Bella on my list... crazy email from Egypt huh? Unbelievable.

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  2. this is a really funny post in a random sort of giggly way. muumuus & wet noodles? good stuff! and i dream of long periods of illness so that i can sleep unashamedly during the day to accomodate my desire for laziness.

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  3. Just don't ever get so lazy that you stop blogging. Cuz, y'know, that would suck balls. Congrats on the award, chickie! You deserve it!

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  4. @ Julianna...Thanks and yeah, those posts from Egypt were just so unreal, to hear about what was happening from such a direct point of view was just so much...more.

    @ Sherilin...long periods of illness, huh? Genius!

    @ vicki...well, now I definitely won't stop blogging. I am definitely too lazy to have to maintain "ballsucking" for any sustained length of time. (sorry Hubby)

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  5. bahahahah...oh Nari we really must be separated at birth...nursing home...bliss :)

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  6. Congrats. You deserve it. FYI, you're too stylish for even an affinity for muumuus to cost you the honor. Just sayin'.

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  7. Re: #4 Can't wait! However, bravo to you when you do because there's NO WAY I'd EVER post pics of me from the 80's!

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  8. @ IWBY...I believe we were, maybe we can reconnect in the nursing home.

    @ Vinny...*blushes profusely but in a very stylish way*

    @ Bub...Once I figure out my damn camera, I promise to post it. I'll do anything to get the attention of my blogmates.

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  9. Hey thanks Nari! I don't even know 15 bloggers to pass this on to :)

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  10. @ Bella...as you can see, I have a tendency to assume the rules are flexible

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  11. Congratulations.....with you on #6...I dress it up by calling it procrastination....:)

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  12. @ caterpillar...Thanks for the award. I agree on the procrastination thing. As a matter of fact my Hubby once got me a small circle of wood called a "round tuit" since I always say that I'll take care of this or that when I get "a round tuit".

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